Spot Light Interview – Asylum

Where have you been since that big mess of a Concert in Hemp Roll two years ago.?

I took the advice of my doctors and enjoyed some quiet time at the Rockenwell Arms to sort out the little squirrels that were running around in my head. I mean some of those little dudes are funny when they run around up there, it kinda tickles …. Nahimean? But those others … with the scratchy claws …. They don’t DON’T know what time it is.

Okay. I heard some whispers about a groundbreaking album. Can you confirm?

Groundbreaking to the strength, Boyeeee!!!  I followed those squirrels around and I dug up some tasty nuggets that I’d forgotten I’d buried. My smash new album that I cooked up is called Thyme to Rhyme and should sizzle on your brain like Shish Kebobs on a Hot grill.

Hmmm … What are your title tracks?

First is a semi-auto biographical rap called “The Short Bus is Late”. Then I follow that with a fun number called “Tick-Tock – My Marble Dropped”. Those two are the mood setters for what I’m trying to say here.

So how has your Producer, Killdaire positioned you on this come back attempt?

Well he said we would work it up all quiet like on the jungle tip and perform in the heart of my territory. Places like: State Way, Queenbridge Ridge, Green Machine & Rehabb but he assured me that I had a clear shot at becoming a Top Rapper.

Speaking of Top Rappers, how do you feel about MC Skizzee C’s early release to perform a series of Concerts?

Who, What, When, How??? ….WHAT !!!

Seriously … Where are the little hidden Mini-vids … cause I know you must be trying to Punk me.  Come on out Ashton Kutcher, XXXIV … You gotta get up earlier in the night in order to Punk an old, Old School Punk like me!

Asylum … This is on the up & up, no joke, You can trust me on that. See here’s a picture of him when he came topside yesterday.

I’ve been so busy lately trying to do me, for me … I wasn’t paying attention to nothing else. Didn’t he go away for like 99 lifetimes or something? What is he wearing around his neck?

Ah, … I think it’s a giant clock.

That’s not his Clock that’s mine!

Are you saying the first thing he did, even while being under constant System Secured vigilance, was to steal your clock?

Well no, not like that. Wait …. Wait …. I remember now I pawned it …. I needed more Finus to pay for better doctors. He must have found out about it. Well it doesn’t matter. That clock is MINE and I want it BACK …. That’s just as bad as someone stealing my rhymes …. Nahimean?

Why are you scratching so much? ….  Are you allergic to something here?

Nah ….I even scratch in my sleep I think it’s just a DJ reflex thing.

 I always thought I had more time to get my act together and take it back on the long road that leads to the Rap Mecca, the J House.

By the way its been confirmed, that will be the site of his first concert.

WHAT !!!! first he steals my bling and now he steals my shine by upstaging me at the J House!

I’m not having it. I’m gonna get MC Skizzee C outta my way …. And I’ll say to that pretty little clock …. come to Papa. That’s it… slide around my neck. I’d forgotten how cool you feel.  Tick tock ….. back atcha  too. Has anybody ever told you that you have a sexy face? Ah Mr. Reporter Dude ……. Why don’t you see yourself out okay?