Your company S.A.G. has made some inroads in the body guard area but how did you wind up bodying up MC Skizzee C?
 
Well as quiet as its kept I’ve been laying down fat tracks across your face like Thump, Thump, Thump for five years now. Now the upright Producers like Anthem and Ballz have hit me off with a nice stack of Finu’s but I’ve been stiffed by the less ethical ones. So when I heard, through my source that there was a chance that MC Skizzee C might be coming up from the Marianas Trench Lockdown after 4 years ……
 
Who is that source?
 
I’m not letting anyone get the jump on my juice but lets just say that I stay close to the bottom … because that’s where the crumbs eventually fall.
 
As I was saying I felt that if MC Skizzee was going to perform or record he’d need to get a taste of the current vibe of today. So I started zipping him 45 second samples with no strings attached. After a few months he hit me back with some ‘tweaking’ requests. When it started to pour out that he was coming topside, I was in the catbird seat, on the inside track with two contracts with the greatest recording artist of the decade; Producer & Security.
 
Did you consider the danger?
 
Yeah, I know he killed his previous Producers and his whole Posse and that their families are still out there but with risks …you do get rewarded! Also in a sense I think this puts me right on the edge and serves to focus me to do my best work.

What does you Partner, Garfunkel think of guarding the new client?
 
He was a bit skittish at first but when I clued him about the possible positive effect this would have on his ranking in the Kombatt by Death Tournament he competes in, he swung around so hard I think water spilled out the ocean. I said “imagine where you will place when you complete the assignment of bodying up the most hated man on Lesser Earth. You should automatically place in the top 10%” Besides it’s my track making skills that has been propping up S.A.G. (Simon and Garfunkel) all these years.
 
So basically so what we are doing is just looking out for our investment. When I drop that first track he records at the J House … BAM …. Whoops there it is; getting paid twice. With that size of Finu’s flowing my way I have enough to apply for membership into the Capitalist Party. I should have enough for the first level; Cent Circle. You know the Power of the Rule – 1 Finu = 1 Vote and I am so looking forward to voting.