As a Uni-Rebel  how do you respond to the complaint that you are  of the source of everyone’s problems?”
When those people look at the Uni-Rebels they just think we’re all the same. But DeVoe, Biv and I head up Kriminal Institute, Inc (KII)... What? … don’t look so surprised. Yeah that’s us. We have a right to eat you know. The other big party’s don’t want to make room for us at the table. So when we get the chance we steal the silverware … and the table if you look away long enough.
 
It’s not that small stuff that makes the headlines.
Now I know I’m as big as a rock but I’m not as dumb as one. But I can say that when we see those H.I.T. (Heavy Industry Transport) vehicles out there on its way to deliver goods to one of those fancy Regions, we can’t be blamed if their computer guidance goes on the fritz and runs off the road and those reinforced doors just pop open. Any Uni-Rebel would claim the right to scavenge. I hear its like opening a box of Cracker Jacks, you never know what surprise you’re going to get.
 
The Technocrat Party is pressing hard for System Secured to bring charges against all Uni-Rebels.
If-ever ….serves them right for taking away peoples job. There are no drivers or witnesses and they can’t get any sensible data from the onboard computers. The Technocrats can do their dollar whine with their big heads … but they got no proof.
 
The Technocrats vow to beef up the H.I.T.’s security.
Let them go on ahead. Anything one man can do …. another man can undo. They just have their feelings hurt because nobodies like us are running circles around them; but more importantly they are losing Finu’s & respect to the Capitalists.
 
What part of the Region does KII call home?
You can’t Bush me that easy. Let’s say that our Sherwood Forest is out there where the land is cheap and the view is fabulous. KII pools its considerably talents and makes a spider hole so modern you could be standing next to my den and never know it.
 
What kind of Leader is DeVoe?
He’s MaddKool he knows more ways to thief & scam than a house full of politicians. I earned  a PhD from him. He’s….

A PhD…?
I know you’ve heard it stands for other things but for me it’s the “Pilfering highwayman Decoder” degree. As I was saying he’s not like those Nat Turner-ish -Hillside Flatliners. They are deadeye quick to pick up the thick stick whereas DeVoe would break off a new flow to get at the dough.  That’s why I want to give him a chance to showcase his Feela Deeda sneaker line by getting him into the J House for some pre-concert publicity. DeVoe says theirs nothing wrong with making some legitimate Finu’s.
 
So you’re a Hip-Hop fan?
No … I’m too big to move to the music other than to lean back. However I’m looking forward to getting a closer look at the J House set-up. I heard its some kinda hot. I wouldn’t mind taking a nice doggy bag of that equipment home.
 
You seem to be close to Biv. Are you two an item?
You’ve heard that there isn’t any honor among thieves …. Well there isn’t any love either. That love stuff messes with people’s judgment when there’s work to do. Shoot if we got into that love thing … we’d wind up Spitzering all over everything.