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As a Uni-Rebel how do you respond to the
complaint that you are of the source of everyone’s problems?”
When those people look at the Uni-Rebels they just think we’re all the same. But
DeVoe, Biv and I head up Kriminal Institute, Inc (KII)... What? … don’t look so
surprised. Yeah that’s us. We have a right to eat you know. The other big
party’s don’t want to make room for us at the table. So when we get the chance
we steal the silverware … and the table if you look away long enough.
It’s not that small stuff that makes the headlines.
Now I know I’m as big as a rock but I’m not as dumb as one. But I can say that
when we see those H.I.T. (Heavy Industry Transport) vehicles out there on its
way to deliver goods to one of those fancy Regions, we can’t be blamed if their
computer guidance goes on the fritz and runs off the road and those reinforced
doors just pop open. Any Uni-Rebel would claim the right to scavenge. I hear its
like opening a box of Cracker Jacks, you never know what surprise you’re going
to get.
The Technocrat Party is pressing hard for System Secured to bring
charges against all Uni-Rebels.
If-ever ….serves them right for taking away peoples job. There are no drivers or
witnesses and they can’t get any sensible data from the onboard computers. The
Technocrats can do their dollar whine with their big heads … but they got no
proof.
The Technocrats vow to beef up the H.I.T.’s security.
Let them go on ahead. Anything one man can do …. another man can undo. They just
have their feelings hurt because nobodies like us are running circles around
them; but more importantly they are losing Finu’s & respect to the Capitalists.
What part of the Region does KII call home?
You can’t Bush me that easy. Let’s say that our Sherwood Forest is out there
where the land is cheap and the view is fabulous. KII pools its considerably
talents and makes a spider hole so modern you could be standing next to my den
and never know it.
What kind of Leader is DeVoe?
He’s MaddKool he knows more ways to thief & scam than a house full of
politicians. I earned a PhD from him. He’s….
A PhD…?
I know you’ve heard it stands for other things but for me it’s the “Pilfering
highwayman Decoder” degree. As I was saying he’s not like those Nat Turner-ish
-Hillside Flatliners. They are deadeye quick to pick up the thick stick whereas
DeVoe would break off a new flow to get at the dough. That’s why I want to
give him a chance to showcase his Feela Deeda sneaker line by getting him into
the J House for some pre-concert publicity. DeVoe says theirs nothing wrong with
making some legitimate Finu’s.
So you’re a Hip-Hop fan?
No … I’m too big to move to the music other than to lean back. However I’m
looking forward to getting a closer look at the J House set-up. I heard its some
kinda hot. I wouldn’t mind taking a nice doggy bag of that equipment home.
You seem to be close to Biv. Are you two an
item?
You’ve heard that there isn’t any honor among thieves …. Well there isn’t any
love either. That love stuff messes with people’s judgment when there’s work to
do. Shoot if we got into that love thing … we’d wind up Spitzering all over
everything.